galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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averagebare:

Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien. 

(Source: slayboybunny)

Last night was the most perfect night only to wake up to this nightmare. My dad is dead and I will never have him back.